he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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