xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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