he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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