One girl and one boy is just not enough.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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