He kissed a someone with a penis
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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