The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
the raccoons are back...
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