she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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