We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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