Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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