She's JV to your varsity
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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