Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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