They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
they're like a gay fantastic four
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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