then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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