so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
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