We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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