UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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