Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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