that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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