I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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