Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
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