is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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