Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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