Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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