I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
i think i just lost a toe
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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