I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I can feel your judgement through the phone
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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