At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
never play flip cup with pint glasses
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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