Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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