I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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