making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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