Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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