It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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