My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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