On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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