that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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