I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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