Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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