Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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