Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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