Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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