I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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