Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
True strength comes from lack of pants
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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