I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Randomize
