Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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