well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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