yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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