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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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