false alarm. still invincible.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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