I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
It's never too late to be topless.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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