DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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