I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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