She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
You can't special order awesome
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
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