i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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