The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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