Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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