i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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