no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
You took a bar mat shot.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Randomize
