Do you still have your period?
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
My sheets look like a crime scene.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
