I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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